Payton Has A Near-Death Experience After Swallowing A Chicken Nugget

Even chicken nuggets can be killers! This morning, at a McDonald's in Grand Haven, Payton bought a Happy Meal. Little did she know, that a murderer was hidden away in it. As soon as she put it in her mouth, it struck. The nugget got lodged in her throat and if it wasn't for a brave cellphone to manually call 911, she would be a goner. "I never wanna eat a chicken nugget again" she recites. She contemplated suing McDonald's for putting a killer in her Happy Meal, but the dispute was soon settled for an undisclosed amount.