Non-Poisonous Spider In Australia Found To Be A Fake

Although millions flocked to the town of Darwin in northern Australia, the non poisonous spider was found sadly to be fake. Investigations reveal that a plastic spider toy had fallen out of the pocket of a child and landed on a railing in a park. When a passerby walked by it and saw that it had no razor sharp teeth or jumped 3 miles into the air to come down on her, she reported local authorities about possible spider mutations. Thousands mourn the loss of the spider. The same investigation found that the Australian Government had told the kid to drop it, in an attempt to lure tourists to the island nation.