"Kool Aid Man" Takes Wrong Turn At Intersection, 7 Injured After Crash Into McDonald's

The Kool Aid Man of Kool Springs, South Dakota, was having a normal day until he got a call from the parents of a young child's party who were asking for a replacement to the clowns who showed up as entertainers and were terrifying the children. He accepted the opportunity, not knowing the horrible fate that awaited him and many people at a local McDonald's. The Kool Aid Man, forgetting where the house was, made a decision that would haunt him forever. "It all happened so fast, I dropped my Big Mac!" Said a local resident, who is now suing General Foods for compensation. The Kool Aid Man, wanting to make an epic entrance, burst through the wall of the McDonald's restaurant shouting, "OH YEAAAH!" 7 were injured in the ensuing panic that followed. Debris from the wall knocked over many Happy Meals and milkshake machines, causing millions of dollars in damages. The drive-thru was also damaged, making people who wanted 1 item go through the door instead of holding up the line.