Likely Inspired By Starbuck's CEO Kevin Johnson, McDonalds, Burger King, And Wendy's CEOs An

3 days after Kevin Johnson, Starbuck's current CEO, announced he was running for president, Ray Kroc from McDonalds, Daniel Schwartz from Burger King, and Todd A. Penegor from Wendy's all announce they will be running for president in 2020. In an interview Ray Kroc said, "it is the American people's right to have a president who knows how to cook a burger. Think of all the possibilities...", before he was dragged away by security for breaking and entering our headquarters and ranting about knowing how to cook burgers. In a recent poll, volunteers were asked who they would vote for between the 3 candidates. 15% said that it was a right to have McDonalds as the 4th emergency service, and voted for Ray Kroc. 23% said that they are in good hands with Daniel Schwartz, who plans to create a national monument for the greatness of sesame seeds, and 62% choose the correct answer and said "Quality is Our Recipe" and would vote for Todd A. Penegor. Penegor is expected to win the 2020 election.