NASA Confirms Earth is 12 Sided Dodecahedron

Today, NASA confirmed what has long been suspected about the shape of the planet. "We cannot hide this from the public any longer," NASA stated in a press release, "the Earth is indeed a 12 sided Dodecahedron floating in space. We are sorry for working with hundreds of governments and space programs for decades and forcing them to tell the people of Earth that they are living on a sphere, and for creating the Flat Earth Society to distract people from finding the true shape of the Earth."

Photo of Earth taken in 2007 (Courtesy of NASA)

There has long been speculation about the shape of the planet. However, in recent years, evidence for a Dodecahedronal Earth has been mounting ever since American music producer B.O.B joined in on the theory. B.O.B even went as far as to send a team out to try and find the edge of one of the two sides. The team managed to survive a freak hailstorm created by the government's weather satellites and take the famous "Ocean Split" photograph.

Photo of 2 of the sides, taken by the B.O.B research vessel.

"Today is a great day for truth and progress," said Karen Bazinga, the founder of the Dodecahedronal Earth Society Facebook group. "I always knew that NASA and the government were hiding something from us, and now we exposed their lies. Now we just have to expose 5G!"