Kanye West Crowns Himself Emperor for Life After Government Coup

At approximately 10:42am this morning, Emperor Kanye West along with a group of cheering fans stormed the capitol building, where Emperor Kanye officially declared the Free Kanye Dynasty Empire Republic into being. Other groups of fans, encouraged by the taking of the capital building, attacked state and local government offices too. In Emperor Kanye's inauguration speech to tens of cheering fans, he laid out guidelines that all citizens of the Free Kanye Dynasty Empire Republic must abide by, and a new country map (which we are told he drew himself).

New Official Map of the Free Kanye Dynasty Empire Republic.

Emperor Kanye West also unveiled his plan to turn Wyoming into the Wyoming Mythical Sanctuary, where he said "mythical creatures like unicorns and Nebraskans can live in peace without the fear of being hunted." Along with that, he also proposed the trade of Greenland for Detroit, Michigan, slight border adjustments with Mexico, and the complete dissolution of the state of Arizona, where all of the new land will be annexed by Texas.

Emperor Kanye talking at his inauguration.

Emperor Kanye has also announced that the "old and outdated flag of the United States" will be changed to his newest album's cover, Donda With Child. The national anthem will also now be All of the Lights by Emperor Kanye himself.