Californian Women Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out Of Chicken Nuggets
"THERE ARE NO NUGGETS THERE ARE NO NUGGETS!!!!" Is what Megan screamed after McDonald's ran out of McNuggets. "GIVE ME MY NUGGETS I...
Mr. Water Bottle Mysteriously Goes Missing
Water bottles all across the country have been going missing! Mr. Water Bottle is just one of the thousands of water bottles taken away...
Hostess Releases New "Rick Rolls" That Take The Food Market By Storm
Hostess is known for "modernizing" the food industry, but today, they brought it back to 1989! They released Rick Rolls [Shown Below]...
Bees From "Bee Movie" Escape Screens, Sting Millions
Before today, bees were just known as insects that hurt when they attack you. But when bees from The Bee Movie escaped, the world's view...
Tensions Grow Between The Democratic Republic of Baaa And The Irish Republic of Wool
The sheep in DRB have been threatening the sheep in IRW! They sent warnings to their headquarters after the President of DRB, Wool...
Payton Has A Near-Death Experience After Swallowing A Chicken Nugget
Even chicken nuggets can be killers! This morning, at a McDonald's in Grand Haven, Payton bought a Happy Meal. Little did she know, that...
Brave Jagger Saves Spider After Scared Jayllum Tries To Kill It
As many people know, Jayllum hates spiders. So much, in fact, that he kills every spider he sees on sight. That's why it was important...
Suspicious Flashlight Found In Phoenix
People in Phoenix when they woke up were confronted by a terrible sight, a flashlight in the middle of the road. "I was scared when I saw...
Tanner Brutally Attacked By Vicious Kenza
It was a normal day, until Kenza went crazy, and started to attack people. Along the victims was Tanner Robins. He was playing on the...
3 Injured After Karibu Bus's Break System Malfunctions
Things aren't looking good for Karibu Buses. This morning, a test run picking and dropping off passengers left 2 critically injured. The...
