Likely Inspired By Starbuck's CEO Kevin Johnson, McDonalds, Burger King, And Wendy's CEOs An
3 days after Kevin Johnson, Starbuck's current CEO, announced he was running for president, Ray Kroc from McDonalds, Daniel Schwartz from...
"Kool Aid Man" Takes Wrong Turn At Intersection, 7 Injured After Crash Into McDonald's
The Kool Aid Man of Kool Springs, South Dakota, was having a normal day until he got a call from the parents of a young child's party who...
Non-Poisonous Spider In Australia Found To Be A Fake
Although millions flocked to the town of Darwin in northern Australia, the non poisonous spider was found sadly to be fake....
Site Named "The Leek" Sparks Controversy
The Onion is a trusted news source that was founded in 1988. A new knock-off site named "The Leek" has popped up on the internet and is...
Miss Westerman Caught Encouraging Animal Cruelty
Even the best teachers can turn bad. Miss Westerman was caught encouraging a student to squish an innocent spider sitting on the wall....
Man Cuts Grass During Tornado "He's Just Crazy" His Wife Proclaims
Although many people don't like cutting the grass, imagine doing it during a tornado! "I just really had to get it done" said John...
Benny Hill Theme Song Randomly Starts Playing During Orange County Police Chase, Helicopter Radio To
Not to mention the thousands of dollars in damage, the Benny Hill Theme Song started playing whilst the police chase was happening....
"Phoenix Lights" Scientifically Proven To Be People Playing With Flashlights
The Phoenix Lights, one of the world's greatest mystery, has finally been solved. On hat day, a man named Sam Matt was found playing with...
McDonald's Stock Drops: Millions Left Without Big Macs
The stock market can effect even the strongest of companies. The stock market proved this after the McDonald's Corporation's stock...
3 Chromebooks Added To NamUs Electronic Watchlist
Water bottles aren't the only thing going missing! Police this morning discovered this when 3 Chromebooks went missing from their owners....
